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2005-12-16

Politicamente correcto!

SEASONAL GREETING


From me ("the wishor") to you ("hereinafter called the wishees"):
Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all; and a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that


· This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.
· This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.
· This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes.
· This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
· This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
· The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.
· Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "Our Saviour", or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.

3 comentários:

Zecatelhado disse...

Amigo;
Antes da tradicional pausa para a quadra Natalícia, queria enviar-te os meus votos de um SANTO E FELIZ NATAL.
Que tudo o que sonhas se realize.

Aquele @bração do
Zecatelhado

Friedrich disse...

Realizações, Alegrias, Saúde muito Amor e Paz! E sobretudo saber viver em liberdade...

Os meus melhores votos aos amigos e a todos aqueles que me comentaram desejo-vos um Santo e Feliz Natal, e que o Novo Ano 2006 esteja incluído nas vossas vidas tudo isto que vos desejo.

Boas Festas
Abraços fraternos

Dilbert disse...

Oi miguinha,
Isto é o que eu chamo um contrato "à séria".
Aproveito para reforçar os votos que já expressei no teu bloguinho.
Um Feliz e Santo Natal para ti e para os que te são mais queridos. E um 2006 cheio de sucessos profissionais e pessoais, que faça 2005 parecer uma névoa cinzenta distante.
Um xi-coração